Lonely Sea Man
Chardonnay, Riesling R.S. 3.5%

Arrr you ready oar not? This is the perfect Chardonnay for days awash at sea, nights adrift, lives asunder - or if you just want to enjoy a white wine that's drenched with vanilla flavor. You don't have to scull with a skull to love it.

Ride 'er All Night
Riesling, Leon Millot R.S. 5%

Bored with the same old beer? Don't fret. Like hard drivin' rock'n'roll with a metal influence, this blush has an unexpected rush of melon flavor. The kind that makes you want to kick into a Hendrix solo.

69 Ways to Have Fun
Diamond, Niagara, Riesling R.S. 3.5%

Like the long-lost bra left under the strip poker table, this floral wine is best served under wraps and slowly uncovered. Once in play, it's sure to keep the momentum going. We dare you to count the ways you can have fun...

Well Hung
Cayuga, Riesling R.S. 4%

Is this you? Someone you know? Perhaps someone you want to meet? This bountiful blend is a generous helping of rich, mango flavors and abundant aromas. One try and you're hooked.

Skirt Lifter
Niagara, Pinot Noir, Riesling, Cayuga R.S. 4.5%

Women be forewarned: this grassy, verdant wine'll knock your socks off. Men: this is the strong gust of wind you've been waiting for. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Gator Bait
Leon Millot, Marchel Foch R.S. 0%

Warning: Get it while it's hot and keep an eye on your thong. Untamed and unruly, this wine with a subtle mint aroma will govern the pond until it's all snapped up. Be careful, you never know what can happen.

Dog Head Red
Leon Millot, Diamond R.S. 5%

Tough on the outside; soft on the inside. The hard bite of a strong red wine that mellows on your tongue like baked cherries. Like the bone gnawed by your best friend, it's so fresh, it'll make your tail wag.

Stoned and Lonesome
Vidal, Niagara, Riesling R.S. 4.5%

Dude, just because others may have nicer homes, bigger cars, perfect spouses, more toys and higher net worth doesn't mean you don't deserve a break, too. Live large with a great floral and hazelnut white. Scr*w them.